O - "Mom - Do bees like Doritos?"
Me - "Owen, go get a wash cloth to wipe your face." (as it was covered in Doritos cheese, no less)
O - "OK. So I don't look like a dork."
Kevin told the boys to enjoy their dinner tonight because he had made their brats with lots of love.
Upon "finishing" his dinner, Owen found Kev out on the deck and, seeming perplexed he said, "Dad, did you really make our hot dogs out of love?"
Kevin responded that, yes, he took a lot of care in making the hot dogs and made them with love.
Owen then asked Kevin not to be mad at him, because he didn't eat all of his hot dog.
Kevin told O that he wasn't mad, and that, really it was just an expression. That there, in fact, was no actual LOVE inside the hot dog (yes, it was a brat, but O calls it a hot dog).
Owen quickly replied, "Oh, so you lied, then."
Owen (pointing to the American flag - next to German, French, and Spanish flags - on the back of a book) - "Mom, is this the state where we live?"